This Too Shall Pass... Eventually, Probably 3D Bar Keychain

For when you need encouragement, but you're not emotionally available for toxic positivity.

“This too shall pass” is comforting advice. Technically.

But when you're in the middle of a breakup, divorce, move, life reset, or general dumpster fire, it can feel a little optimistic.

The This Too Shall Pass... Eventually, Probably 3D Bar Keychain is our more realistic version. Engraved with “This Too Shall Pass” on one side and “Eventually. Probably.” on the other, this funny encouragement keychain offers a little hope with just enough sarcasm to make it believable.

Because sometimes you need a reminder that things will get better. You'd just prefer it without the inspirational bullshit.

This Too Shall Pass: A Funny Encouragement Keychain

Sometimes you don't need another person telling you everything happens for a reason. You just need something that acknowledges:

Yes, this sucks. No, it probably won't suck forever.

This double-sided engraved keychain was made for the messy middle—that awkward period after something has ended but before your next chapter feels remotely exciting.

Front: This Too Shall Pass
Back: Eventually. Probably.

Attach it to your keys or bag for a daily reminder that you don't have to have everything figured out. You just have to keep going.

And if your current coping strategy is caffeine, sarcasm, and hoping for the best? We get it.

A Funny Breakup, Divorce, or Starting Over Gift for Her

Know a woman going through a breakup, divorce, separation, or one of those seasons when life seems determined to test her last remaining nerve?

This sarcastic inspirational keychain makes a thoughtful funny divorce gift, breakup gift for a friend, starting-over gift, encouragement gift, or small pick-me-up for someone going through a hard time.

It's perfect for the friend who doesn't need another motivational speech. She needs someone who understands that sometimes life is hard, and sometimes laughing about it is the only reasonable response.

Double-Sided Engraved 3D Bar Keychain Details

Simple, meaningful, and just a little sarcastic, this minimalist 3D bar keychain features laser engraving on two sides and is available in three metal finishes.

• Style: 3D bar keychain
• Keychain size: 4–5 cm (1.57–2 inches)
• Bar pendant size: 5 x 40 mm (0.2 x 1.57 inches)
• Materials: Stainless steel, 18K gold plated, or 18K rose gold plated
• Engraving: Laser engraved on two sides
• First side: “This Too Shall Pass”
• Second side: “Eventually. Probably.”

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the This Too Shall Pass Keychain symbolize?

It's a humorous reminder that difficult seasons don't last forever, even when moving forward takes longer than expected. It combines encouragement, resilience, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Is the keychain engraved on both sides?

Yes. One side reads “This Too Shall Pass,” while the other says “Eventually. Probably.” Both messages are laser engraved.

Is this a good gift for someone going through a breakup or divorce?

Absolutely. It's a funny yet thoughtful gift for a friend who's starting over, navigating a difficult life change, or simply having a rough time.

Can this keychain be given for occasions other than a breakup?

Yes! It's a great encouragement gift for someone dealing with career changes, moving, friendship struggles, stressful situations, or any season when life isn't exactly cooperating.